Clumsy
I can admit to the fact that I am a very clumsy individual. Most people do not believe this about me but I run into walls and not just any walls but walls that I have been around for years. Just a couple of days ago I was walking around at my apt., and although I was sick, that cuts me a little slack, I managed to run into my bathroom door, then slam my wrist against my bedroom doorknob then stumble on the carpet on my way out of the bedroom all in less then 2 minutes.
I tend to get this from my father, he is a very clumsy individual as well and I just took after him. In one of my classes at the Texas Culinary Academy I had already gone through a whole section on knife handling and proper kitchen etiquette (excluding the vulgar language) and when I get to my second set of courses it never failed that I managed to cut, hurt, burn or injure myself in one way or another everyday of class. My instructor nick-named me "prone" for accident prone. I told him that I normally was not that prone to getting injured in the kitchen or with a knife. Normally my accidental proneness happened else where, but in this specific class it was everyday that I needed to make way to the first-aid kit.
So anyways I'm thinking about this because I'm sitting here at work and managed to knock my wrist against my desk and further bruise the bruise I got a few days ago thanks to my bedroom doorknob. I tend to blame things on the object that gets in my way. It's never my fault just that object that does not realize I'm coming through. So I have actually had those times when you get injured because the bed got in your way and you stub your toe then get so mad and kick it back just to further irritate that first spurt of pain. Yeah that's me.
I figured that for this entry instead of complaining I would just let you know exactly how clumsy I really am. It's highly hilarious. Anyways I'm at work for another 9 hours tonight so I am going to find something else to talk about later. If I don't well I've got 10 hours tomorrow night.
PurpleFuel
I tend to get this from my father, he is a very clumsy individual as well and I just took after him. In one of my classes at the Texas Culinary Academy I had already gone through a whole section on knife handling and proper kitchen etiquette (excluding the vulgar language) and when I get to my second set of courses it never failed that I managed to cut, hurt, burn or injure myself in one way or another everyday of class. My instructor nick-named me "prone" for accident prone. I told him that I normally was not that prone to getting injured in the kitchen or with a knife. Normally my accidental proneness happened else where, but in this specific class it was everyday that I needed to make way to the first-aid kit.
So anyways I'm thinking about this because I'm sitting here at work and managed to knock my wrist against my desk and further bruise the bruise I got a few days ago thanks to my bedroom doorknob. I tend to blame things on the object that gets in my way. It's never my fault just that object that does not realize I'm coming through. So I have actually had those times when you get injured because the bed got in your way and you stub your toe then get so mad and kick it back just to further irritate that first spurt of pain. Yeah that's me.
I figured that for this entry instead of complaining I would just let you know exactly how clumsy I really am. It's highly hilarious. Anyways I'm at work for another 9 hours tonight so I am going to find something else to talk about later. If I don't well I've got 10 hours tomorrow night.
PurpleFuel
posted by Unknown at 7:55 PM
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